I think I'm going to hire Rooster Cogburn to shoot the people who think it's Very Good Entertainment to wade their way through containers of popcorn as big as a four-person jacuzzi. (The smell! The noise!)
Murder was actually committed in Latvia for the same reason during a screening of Black Swan. I laughed hollowly and felt true empathy.
Do you see the tagline on the movie poster? "Punishment comes one way or another."
Well, here is Rooster Cogburn in Row B of The Picture House in Uckfield taking aim.
KABOOM - that's for the people eating popcorn.
KABOOM - that's for the people rustling sweet papers
KABOOM - that's for people fidgeting in my peripheral field of vision
Intolerant? Moi?
Probably!
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