|Reasons to be cheerful... (link here)|
Hmmmm. It's ONE way to be cheerful, maybe, if you like that sort of thing, but not the ONLY way.
I thought of it because the lyrics were quoted on the radio this morning. Here's part of it:
You're welcome, we can spare it - yellow socks
Too short to be haughty, too nutty to be naughty
Going on 40 - no electric shocks
The juice of the carrot, the smile of the parrot
A little drop of claret - anything that rocks
Elvis and Scotty, days when I ain't spotty,
Sitting on the potty - curing smallpox."