Erma Bombeck didn't. I do.
...although I'm not planning to require an ambulance. Absolutely the last thing on my mind. And that reminds me of something the comedian Sean Lock said, when talking about the value of alternative medicine, which was something along the lines of 'When I'm lying seriously injured somewhere, I want to hear sirens not wind chimes.'
Italian medical services, please take note.
We're off tomorrow to this place:
I'm taking my iPad. I don't know if there's internet access. In some ways, I'm more worried about this than breaking a leg. There, I've said it.
Back in a week, in case I'm thwarted.