Yesterday, I topped and tailed about a gazillion gooseberries.
Lots of people had a good moan about the appalling damp and cold weather earlier this year (I don't honestly think I did) but, whatever the case, it seems to have resulted in a bumper crop of soft fruit in our garden. Thank you Mother Nature.
A gazillion gooseberries to top and tail? It could have been tedious. I used it as a 'wax on, wax off' exercise, to attain calm, concentration and focus. Seriously, I did. Seriously.
Get me! The Enlightened One.
Next... catch a fly with chopsticks...