(This is obviously his cousin, Toad Gingrich. Someone is not bad at Photoshop but abysmal at identifying amphibians)
Today is going to call for perseverance. For most of yesterday and a bit of the day before I was occupied with The Most Mind-Numbing Job In The World which is to reduce by half a fifty-five page (tedious) corporate document - but 'keep the important points.'
I have come up with a number of ways to speed up the process:
- Tear the document in half
- Reduce the size of the font to Point 8
- Omit every other word
- Make the margins much smaller
I'm just going to have to get busy...