Pah! This from someone who can't even spell colour correctly.
Excuse me while I find out who she is...this Fran Lebowitz character.
She's an American author. With hair not unlike my own.
Aside from her spelling and opinions about hair, she says some funny things.
Like: If you are a dog and your owner suggests you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail.
Well, today I have a hair appointment. I was going to go for a change in image but after my huge success at the Antiques Road Show, I'm not so sure.