Today is the first day of the rest of your life

Too right. I'm going to have the rest of my life today. I'm not saying it'll last more than a day but it's going to be a very good rest. I've been working too hard. Or perhaps I should say, working VERY hard?

 Here's me relaxing after mucking out the horses.

And here's me in the garden after I've done all the housework, washing and ironing, cooking and been to Tesco to do the weekly shop.

And here's me with a girlfriend, watching X-Factor. (The jars are full of Chardonnay)

Yes, the best rest of my life...