I have to admit something here...
When I saw the name Flannery O'Connor, who said the above, I thought it was a man.
But I guess if I'd thought about it long enough, I'd have worked out that men aren't experts on giving birth - not even to babies, never mind pianos.
Here she is, anyway:
The quote seemed right for today, because today I'm trying to write a comedy script.
That's the trouble...TRYING.
I think I can MAKE myself write a drama because in order to do that all you need is a story and an ability to string sentences together. (That's everso slightly underplaying the work entailed...)
But comedy? You have to be FUNNY as well...
Hence...giving birth to a piano sideways.
Actually, one of my favourite films EVER is The Piano.
And it wasn't even a comedy...