Alfie's got his first acting role today.
He's going to pose as an Edwardian New Forest pony. He's been practising. You know...eating a lot of grass, wandering across roads in front of cars
He's going to be professionally photographed. My Alfie's going to be a model!
(Not THAT sort of model)
I just have to go and scrape the mud off him. (I'm sure Naomi Campbell never has that problem before a shoot)
He's promised not to buck...
Autographs on request.