Confusion is a word we have invented for an order which is not yet understood

Was that Henry Miller who said that? I'm not sure.

Now, repeat a hundred times - Today is Wednesday. Today is Wednesday...

It doesn't FEEL like Wednesday, it feels like Monday - because we have just had the Longest Bank Holiday Weekend in the Ever Ever.

(Thank you for that, dear Queen Elizabeth, not to mention sixty years devoted service to this green and pleasant land.)

But now, I'm confused because my brain thinks it's a different day.

Come on brain. Get a grip! I know it's just a ploy to stop me from getting on with a mountain of work.