What a writer looks like.

Allow me to show you...

 

Here is the writer's hand creating strings of beautiful words to dazzle and delight, fingers dancing over the keyboard. She finds it's the best way to stop them from forming icicles.

...and here is a specimen of a writer's foot - which is not nearly as itchy as Athlete's Foot.

...and finally, the head. That's where she keeps all her brains. They have to be at a certain temperature or they don't work properly. She can't remember which temperature.

Other hats are available but not nearly as stylish.

Now you know. Maybe if you wore the same outfit, you could be a writer too?