"...Common sense and a sense of humour are the same thing, moving at different speeds."
I had to correct the spelling in this quotation. Someone forgot to put the second u in humour...
(You'd think that with a brain as big as this, William James would at least be able to SPELL!)
I'm not sure if I even understand what he said, let alone agree with it.
Here are some things I find funny:
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And...
And I like one-liners:
Chris Addison: "A skeleton walks into a pub and says, ‘I’ll have a pint of beer and a mop."
Milton Jones: “When my grandfather became ill, my grandmother greased his back. After that, he went downhill very quickly.”
And just so you don't think I like only British humour - here's a Canadian:
Stewart Francis: "My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that."
And here's an American:
Steven Wright: "Cross-country skiing is great if you live in a small country."
So, what have all these in common? Hmmmm...they don't hurt anyone, they're silly, lateral-thinking plays on words and conjure up ridiculous images?
Common sense dancing, though?
I don't think so - but it's a lovely thought.
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