People see so many movies that when they finally see one not so bad as the others, they think it's great.

An Academy Award means that you don't stink quite as much as your cousin...says Charles Bukowski.

So...today is the premiere of the film I wrote, called Filth...and, by the way, it probably won't be nominated for an Academy Award!

My name TWICE on the poster - AND spelled correctly!

And here is where it will be shown:

And this is how I feel...excited and fearful.

I've not seen it before.

WHAT IF I HATE IT?