And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light...

...but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.

That's the very best I could come up with for a Thursday quote...

Spike Milligan told us he was ill

 It's a miserable old day here in Sunny England (cold, grey, drizzling with rain.)

My brain, too, is cold and grey (tinged with blue) although not drizzling, as far as I can tell.

I need to plug it in.

 That's better.

A cup of coffee might have worked...

Was it that I had consumed too much coffee yesterday when I deleted my entire In-Box and lost all those e-mails?

No, I'm quite capable of doing stupid things entirely unaided.

Hadn't you noticed?