The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once.

Time...YOU FAILED this morning. Or Einstein should stick to the The Theory Of Relativity.

(OH, am I showing my ignorance again? Is that statement about time something to do with relativity?)

So - earlier, everything happened at once. Of course, that's a teeny-weeny bit of an exaggeration. Let's just say LOTS of things happened at once.

Urgent things. Things with deadlines. Things with deadlines yesterday that I was only sent today.

Did I lose my sense of humour?

OF COURSE I...DIDN'T!(without the N'T)

Not for long. Soon smiling again.

It was when a client said that my multi-coloured (for clarity) e-mails reminded him of my hair.

YAY!